Why I shouldn’t pretend to be a private investigator

Dear Future Self,

Social media investegation attempts often lead to undue stress and an overwhelming desire to set your ex boyfriends car on fire not get out of bed for a few days.

So next time you feel like going for a stealth browse, don’t!

Me.

P.S She looks kind of like you and it’s weird.

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