Author: TwentyFifteenfit

25. F. Melbourne. Au. Single AF.

Tinder entrapment.

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I like his style.
And was just the opener.

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Why I should avoid getting kidnapped (aside from the obvious)

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( god love him, he’s a really nice guy… just not my type. At all )

Why I don’t trust people with the name voldemort

Dear future self,

If your brain says;
‘his name is voldermort, that’s probably a bad sign’
Then it is a bad sign.

Accept it.

Me

As a part of my fruitless, drunken, persuit of my next great date or horizontal dance partner, on Thursday night I had one of my top gal pals accompany me to a bar in the city, and act as quality control for potential male talent (because lets face it, I need help). (more…)

Why I am George Costanza

Dear future self,

Sending pictures of George Costanza being sad just because he likes Seinfeld is not how you get his attention. And it is not cute. And it is not endearing.

It is, however, how you put him off getting back to you – ever – on the off chance there was a legitimate reason for the lack of response in the first place.

*sigh*

Me.

Haven’t heard from TDH for ages… Sad face.

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So obviously after already sending 2 texts last week without response (yuck) I sent this just cause I thought our shared love for Seinfeld would bring us back together.

Now that I have totally done the crazy multiple text stalker lady thing, its time I must accept that the ship has sailed… Probably away from me in fright.
Super sadface.

Why I’m single