Males confuse Me

Something a guy did that I don’t understand

Why I am not as smart as I like to think I am

Dear Future Self,

If you did something you feel like you shouldn’t even tell your blog about, it was probably a terrible idea.
Also your ex boyfriends junk is not made of candy. Remember this.

Me.

 

In the past few weeks I have become aware that at some point in my life, I must have subconsciously decided that my behaviour (and the consequences of it) is not bound by the same basic principles as everyone else’s.

In this wisdom, about 2 weekends ago I decided it would be absolutely fine for me to sleep with my ex (who, for the record – now goes by Voldemort. Because he must not be named and certainly not slept with). (more…)

Why I am currently winning at ‘the break up’

Dear Future Self,

When your ex shows up at a place he knows is your annual holiday destination, and has his new girl in arm, yet still feels the need to flip you the bird as he passes by, he probably isn’t over you.

Me.

P.S this means you are winning at the breakup.

Why I should be more selective about accepting friends requests on facebook

Dear Future self,

Dont ever let the behaviour of males suprise you.

Especially when it comes to matters of the D.

Me.

I feel this doesn’t need explaining but; I met a nice boy last night (yay) so I slept with him immediately.
So naturally I receive this from his best mate (who was hooking up with my bestie) the very next evening.

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Oh no he didn’t.