Who put me in charge?

Behaviour that makes me question why I am allowed to be in charge of anything, let alone something as significant as my whole life

Why I’m single

Why I think I finally have a crush

Dear Future Self,

A single good date does not constitute a marriage in the works, so keep calm and keep your pants on at all times.

And for heavens sake, please don’t ruin this by being.. well, you.

I’d really appreciate your co-operation on this one

Me.

So, here it is; the Valentines date.

We struggled to work out a good time to see a movie due to both working later than expected, and that conversation somehow ended in him suggesting we just hang out at my place.

Cue me: *panic*

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Why song lyrics are not inspiration for snap chats.

Dear Future Self,

When you were getting to go out and enthusiatically sinking pre drinks whilst listening to the Arctic Monkeys, and you realised that the lyrics to that one song said;

‘the nights are mainly made for saying things that you cant say tomorrow day’

That wasn’t a suggestion or meant as inspiration for your drunk texts and snap chats.

Put the phone down, idiot.

Me.

P.S Props for not drunk exting. Maybe there’s hope for you yet!

I’d be lying if I said my night out late last week was anything but out of hand.

It started with a text from my bestie about midday suggesting an impromptu adventure at a new club event that was launching that night. Given that it had been a fairly average few days and I’d been feeling itchy to bust a move all week, I immediately said ‘heck yes’.

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Why I’m not better than science

Dear Future Self,

Ex boyfriends are bad news.
Don’t ever get drunk on oxytocin again.

Me.

P.S. You are not better than science.

So, it’s the number one rule of successfully cutting ties at the end of a relationship – stop sleeping together. No more sex. No matter how good it is, how easy, how familiar or how bad you want it – just don’t.

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