Dear future self,
Sending pictures of George Costanza being sad just because he likes Seinfeld is not how you get his attention. And it is not cute. And it is not endearing.
It is, however, how you put him off getting back to you – ever – on the off chance there was a legitimate reason for the lack of response in the first place.
Haven’t heard from TDH for ages… Sad face.
So obviously after already sending 2 texts last week without response (yuck) I sent this just cause I thought our shared love for Seinfeld would bring us back together.
Now that I have totally done the crazy multiple text stalker lady thing, its time I must accept that the ship has sailed… Probably away from me in fright.