Why I’m single


Why I have to buy a new razor before Friday.

Dear Future Self,

You probably should put in a bit of effort for this one.

You know, like give the man a treat and shave your legs or something.


The guy I’ve been dating has been overseas and got back some time last week and has been trying to organise time to hang out.

Before he left, we’d been trying to get together for our third date (wink, nudge) but perhaps consequent of my general disinterest in anyone who wasn’t my ex, neither of us were able to match schedules.  Despite my +24 hour response text response times he suggested he’d like to catch up on his return. Vaguely remembering how hot he’d look in a suit if we got married, I agreed.


Why I’m single…. and a rodent

I was going to write a post about having no valentines date planned…. but then I found this;


I laughed so hard I made a weird, unattractive squeaky noise.

And just like that, my ‘valentines no date day’ post became redundant.